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#1
PoopSlinger

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Write some haikus bout herken.  Started from haiku I wrote in the 1600 fun thread.

 

Playing with you skrubs

Endlessly stomping the pubs

My skill declines

 

From Comic

A man cares: too much.

Emotions are invested,

perhaps the wrong ones.

 

 

post more, be creative


Edited by PoopSlinger, 31 July 2015 - 10:01 AM.

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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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What is MMR?

It sounds rather dangerous.

I'd best avoid it.


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MFW Howken

 

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A Classes buzzing

Gee two Raider approaches

They flee the turkey


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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A Classes buzzing

Gee two Raider approaches

They flee the turkey

 

Gobble gobble squawk!

gobble gobble gobble gob

squawk gobble gobble.


Edited by Hyginos, 31 July 2015 - 10:11 AM.

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MFW Howken

 

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Hawken is bad bad.

Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.

Forums whiny much.


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Get on the AA

Oh heavens where is my team

them thrice-damned campers

 

https://community.pl...-poem-any-form/


Edited by reVelske, 31 July 2015 - 10:18 AM.

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I played D.O.D.

For over 3,000 hours

then I played Hawken


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EOC Raider, Bolt Pred, Rev Gl Gren, EOC Infil, All the Reapers, Father, Expert in Guitar Kung Fu, and Founder of TPG Hawken

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Incinerator

It shoots fire balls and bullets

Incinerator



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Metal shreds and burns

You see weapons and armor

I see a coffin



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They call me Elite

Best player in Africa

The best baller too


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I want to battle

 

My butt is handed to me

 

Don't you taze me bro


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Your haiku bores me
It is appropriative
Inb4 Fuji

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Scout is so pretty

Tows crunch metal; and dreams too

Where is the AA?

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Siege: ignore AA

Behold, Kamikaze rage

Profit LOL

 

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INB4 LoC
Raider goes too fast
Why am I dead

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Player Retention & Howken

 

[14:31] <Crafty> I know that in my balls
[14:32] <Crafty> hawken is unlike anything Ive played

 

 


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THE TEAM

 

Teamspeak reveals me;

all diction made moot by my

stoner hold-breath voice.

 

THE STRUGGLE

 

Idiot machine!

It calls, but I fear the price:

distance from top ten.

 

THE FORUM

 

Morons from distant

lands; they say only wrong things.

Jabronis, the lot!


Edited by cosmic_spand, 31 July 2015 - 01:07 PM.

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What are you doing?!

Get on the god-damn AA!

Stop shooting the ship!


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     My Zerker

     Must soar

     Must fly

     Must be free

     My lil Pigglet can fly!


Edited by hoghead, 31 July 2015 - 03:45 PM.


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stick move seek cover

requesting help where's my team

brawler left behind

 

 

P.S.

 

It's five seven five

syllables respectively

to build a haiku



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Brawler is so slow

I'm just strolling through Uptown

wait where'd my team go


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Salvage: An Idea to Stop Leavers

Player Retention & Howken

 

[14:31] <Crafty> I know that in my balls
[14:32] <Crafty> hawken is unlike anything Ive played

 

 


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Hi, do you scoot scouts?
Why yes. I do scoot some scouts.
...you worship Satan.
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Kompotka 3000. 2D ha?ken game: https://community.pl...ve/?hl=kompotka

Interceptor, B-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...itdefence-mech/

Challenger, C-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...ccepted-thread/

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D

 

Hi, do you scoot scouts?
Why yes. I do scoot some scouts.
...you worship Satan.

 

hahaha


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Brawler is so slow

I'm just strolling through Uptown

wait where'd my team go

awesome


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Grenadier is fun

q targets and I will shell 

unless i overheat. 


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I go turret mode

e m ps like moth to flame

accept slow sad death


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All you nerds are late.

Check first page of intro thread.

Get on my level.



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OP vulcan zerk

Just wants to give you love too

Zee eee eee eee eew.



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Raider is best mech.
Everyone hates my Raider.
I finish in first.

(I'm not creative)


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His palms are sweaty

EOC charged and ready

YEAAAA lo spaghetti


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His palms are sweaty

EOC charged and ready

YEAAAA lo spaghetti

 

Thread over, everyone go home.


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Grenadier

 

Sh*t, f*ck, sh*t, help me.

Come on you little f*ck.

I won the duel.

 

It's a staircase Haiku, so much such talent.



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All night and day

TOW to toe I shoot away

I'm an assault and I'm OK


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In the corridors of wreckage, I sent you a message

A Yolo Emote on the ground.

Peekaboo and you're down.


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IRC

Hop on I R C

Kindos Seven still not banned

What the fuzzy bunny Ashfire


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Snuck up behind you 

unloaded all my weapons

darn I missed


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Such quiet servers
Eternal skrub pub matches
I am become bad

That guy has low health
I CANNOT LET HIM SURVIVE
YOLO YOLO DIVE

 

EDIT:

How on Earth did they rationalize censoring this synonym for brush/cleanse/wash?:

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Edited by CoshCaust, 02 March 2016 - 01:01 PM.

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Hehehe, I did this once!

 

https://community.pl...-haiku/?p=10656

 

Reposted:

 

Mech rumbles to life
Preparing for the battle
All systems are go
 
Stick together, team
There is safety in numbers
And death for the strays
 
Enemies sighted
Prime your weapons - Ready, aim, fire!
Teamwork gets a kill
 
Dodge! Return fire! Dodge!
TOW rocket, detonator!
Why won't you just die?!?
 
In a sea of red
Send the call, “Help requested!”
Team is on the way
 
The battle goes on
Weapons are overheated
I'm a sitting duck
 
Alarm bells ringing
“Your mech could use some repairs”
Glowing orb of life!
 
Who is this pilot?
YOLO dives into the fray
Aaaand now he respawns
 
Get back to your team
If you can cross the whole map
Without getting killed
 
One minute warning
The score is close, it's a tie!
Don't die, don't... dammit!
 
“gg all”, “good game”
The proud winners all lined up
We’ll get them next time..

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I play hawken for fun
In a lost tight match with a smile
I see my 2k mmr gone

This is how you should of felt while reading my haiku: 1 :smile:  2 :sweat:  3 :pinch:

Wun

Spoiler

Tssuu
Spoiler

Tsweee
Spoiler



hahaha I find myself funny in my Irony.



Edit:
I think a "legit" haiku would have been more like

Hawken is fun (observation)
Lost a tight match with a smile (Feeling)
I see my mmr gone (Truth/Natural logic chain of events)


Edited by Luaq, 02 March 2016 - 12:55 PM.

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