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finally i found it. Secret new mech comin your way.. look at them weird new weapons! You think thats a graple hook?

 

https://www.flickr.c...pe/27320286103/

 

Why is the human poking the mechs crotch?


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BECOME THE SPARKS SETTING FIRE TO THE HEARTS OF THE MASSES AND DETONATORS GIVING FULL PLAY TO THEIR MENTAL POWER!



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BEHOLD THE NEW MONUMENTS TO HOWKEN

 

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I really really like this robot. Can I save it?


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Pubstomping is a whole different strategic discussion, however, and usually just becomes an exploration of the ethics of dumpstering randos.

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Turret mode will be brought back to the Grenadier.  The fabulous feelings of immersion into Howken will be brought back to remind us of the days when all C-Classes were impenetrable fortresses of rightgeousness.

 

Most importantly the shameless vulgren has been given a death fitting its decadent and malignant playstyle.


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confirmed, saturnine now can only be blamed for abandoning us and things prior to that

"jesushateswisc" is now responsible for every other mishap henceforth and beforehand yet after s9

its your fault

also that mlg howken sig is abhorrent in many senses


don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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and your satire is bad


don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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and your satire is bad

 

FRUSTRATE THE IMPERIALIST MOVES FOR IDEOLOGICAL AND CULTURAL INFILTRATION BY DINT OF OUR REVOLUTIONARY IDEOLOGY AND CULTURE!


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Is this memes? I don't really care just want to make sure we're all speaking about the same.


Edited by I2DI, 14 July 2016 - 01:35 PM.

I simply cease to believe that something is OP just because it's OP.


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This is very serious

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Glorious Infallible Dev Team knows best. The inconsistencies in the official mech guide must have a deeper meaning that the great minds understand. I will trust that the SMC-PPA incinerator and the Marauder with double sized weapons have a greater truth that I as a mere citizen cannot comprehend.

 

Gaze upon the glorious image from the Official Mech Guide.

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Edited by wischatesjesus, 15 July 2016 - 07:11 AM.

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LET THE ENTIRE ARMY BE PREPARED AS CRACK SHOTS BY RAISING MORE FIERCELY THE FLAMES OF THE MOVEMENT OF BECOMING ACCURATE RIFLEMEN AND GUNNERS!

 

SHOULD THE ENEMY DARE TO INVADE OUR COUNTRY, ANNIHILATE THEM TO THE LAST MAN SO THAT NONE OF THEM WILL SURVIVE TO SIGN THE INSTRUMENT OF SURRENDER!



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LET THE ENTIRE ARMY BE PREPARED AS CRACK SHOTS BY RAISING MORE FIERCELY THE FLAMES OF THE MOVEMENT OF BECOMING ACCURATE RIFLEMEN AND GUNNERS!

SHOULD THE ENEMY DARE TO INVADE OUR COUNTRY, ANNIHILATE THEM TO THE LAST MAN SO THAT NONE OF THEM WILL SURVIVE TO SIGN THE INSTRUMENT OF SURRENDER!

Let the last one live.

Sever the hands.

Then send the pilot back to from whence they came, as a warning to those who wish to dare and try again.

Edited by coldform, 15 July 2016 - 09:50 AM.

I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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BEHOLD THE NEW MONUMENTS TO HOWKEN

 

 

SET UP IN LARGER NUMBERS MONUMENTAL STRUCTURES IN WHICH THE HOWKEN CHARACTER, NATIONAL IDENTITY, ORIGINALITY, CONVENIENCE AND FORMATIVE AND ARTISTIC BEAUTY FORM PERFECT HARMONY!

 

HOLD FAST TO THE PRINCIPLE OF PRIORITIZING CONVENIENCE, AESTHETIC BEAUTY AND THE OUTLOOK ON THE FUTURE IN DESIGNING AND BUILDING WORK!



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What does that have to do with Howken?

 

I wish I could banish you from Proskyang.


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Has anyone verified if the Marauder still shows up on radar when using it's ability?



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Has anyone verified if the Marauder still shows up on radar when using it's ability?

 

You must not doubt the Howken Developers Union. They have scary good play testers.


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THIS ISN"T YOUR UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!

 


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HOWKEN WILL BRING A GOOD ERA OF MECH SHOOTERS AM I RIGHT COMRADES!


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Now that I finally got my passport and entry permit to emigrate to the Democratic Peoples Republic of Howken (had to change my identity, too, but I was more than willing to give up my old spoilt identity and a life consisting of going the wrong way all the time), I wanted to share this with you my fellow comrades: https://youtu.be/v1sVqkAOM90?t=5m58s

 

Could not embed it with the correct starting time, so apologies, I will work hard to improve and to become a well functioning and serving part of this great society.

 

Glory to Howken! O7


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When a man sells frozen, fresh, and dried strawberries he is not just selling strawberries. He is selling 3 totally different types of fruit.

 

Over 30 mechs: Hail Howken!


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When a man sells frozen, fresh, and dried strawberries he is not just selling strawberries. He is selling 3 totally different types of fruit.

 

Over 30 mechs: Hail Howken!

What is more important is that each has its purpose.

Fresh strawberries for eating on their own.

Dried strawberries to add flavor to cereal

Frozen strawberries to eat later.

What started as one, becomes abundance to fill the stomachs and hearts of the people.

 

Much like one mech becomes two, it will fill many purposes that we may not even comprehend.


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In the unlikely event I don't become President of the United States, I would like to submit my candidacy for representative of the Democratic People's Republic of Howken.


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The glory of a wise people
Brought up in a brilliant culture.
Devoting our bodies and minds to this Howken,
Let the Way be obeyed.

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What is this 'Hawken' thing of which you speak? Someone said they saw it on the forums a day or two ago, but I can't seem to find it anywhere today. It is obvious it never happened.



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What is this 'Hawken' thing of which you speak? Someone said they saw it on the forums a day or two ago, but I can't seem to find it anywhere today. It is obvious it never happened.

Rumor has it that this "hawken" was an old name for a similar game, it's gone now went bankrupt so they say, BUT THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN TO HOWKEN, HAIL HOWKEN!


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THE REPUBLIC OF HERKEN DECLARES WAR ON THE CLEARLY INFERIOR DPRH
 
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WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS


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THE REPUBLIC OF HERKEN DECLARES WAR ON THE CLEARLY INFERIOR DPRH

WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS

 

 

Do you dare to stand against the scary good play testers? Your demise will be swift and unceremonious. 


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THE REPUBLIC OF HERKEN DECLARES WAR ON THE CLEARLY INFERIOR DPRH
 


WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS

 

 

You're gonna get rekt harder than a brawler-sized tech against a nief-sized nief.


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You're gonna get rekt harder than a brawler-sized tech against a nief-sized nief.

 

WE WILL BE CONDUCTING "TESTS" TO DEMONSTRATE HOW SCARY GOOD WE ARE, THERBY INTIMIDATING FOREIGN COLLABERATORS

 

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I really really like this robot. Can I save it?

 

Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend  :smile:


KOBALT DEFENCE REGIMENT

...and let slip the dogs of war...

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NO MORE VILENCE
I CREI
ABLOOBLOOBLOO

I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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Don't worry, comrades. Our wall stands strong and everyone knows that attacking the DPRH is a suicide attack.

 

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Energy skin Nief with Emoji holo emote, permaban... the joke ain't fun anymore ?


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i just read like Demoralized Pilot Recondition of Howken  :wallbash: 



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Energy skin Nief with Emoji holo emote, permaban... the joke ain't fun anymore ?


Do not waver in your support of our supreme rulers. Their wisdom is unfathomable.

Glory to Howken!

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Woof. That got dark awful fast.

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Well, DPRH, it looks like I got chosen to be the president of a different country, peace be upon you

 

Make Howken Gr8 Again


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