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Amidatelion

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DerMax, on 05 Dec 2016 - 6:07 PM, said:

I'll have you know that Hawken Forum Coolness is measured in ALPP (Average Likes Per Post) and not TLC (Total Like Count).

 

Here's the ALPP category table:

 

<1 = Dumpsterman

1-2 = Big Boi

2-4 = Cool Cat

>4 = Like Wh?re

 

You are a Big Boi, Amid, but you're quite close to a Cool Cat.

 

Hey.

 

Hey DerMax.

 

Hey.

 

Hey.

 

DerMax.

 

Hey, DerMax.

 

DerMax.

 

Hey.

 

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4658 / 2325 = 2.003440860215054

 

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Edited by Amidatelion, 19 April 2017 - 07:30 PM.

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hi!


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You are fake news


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2017 Is Going To Be A Great Year For HAWKEN!

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Never mind.


Edited by Call_Me_Ishmael, 19 April 2017 - 07:53 PM.

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Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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I'm more worried about the 50 warning points, geez


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I'm more worried about the 50 warning points, geez


Probably leftovers from the tiggs regime. I have 35 points myself for spamming people with PMs I never sent. Never were removed after the unban.
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ALPP = 1.24. the only positive ratio I have in hawken.


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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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608/870 = 0.6988

I'm in the dumpster :(
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<1 = Dumpsterman

1-2 = Big Boi

2-4 = Cool Cat

>4 = Like Wh?re

 

These boundaries are terrible, at exactly 2 are you a Big Boi, Cool Cat or both?


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WELCOME TO THE COOL CAT CLUB MY BABY BOY

 

Now off you go to become a Like Wh?re.

 

Just to one-up everyone in this thread: go to my profile and take a look at the URL. That's right, I am User #100.


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This is what happens when you don't relaunch Howken. People begin discussing their Post/Like ratio.
 

Don't lose yer minds people


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This is what happens when you don't relaunch Howken. People begin discussing their Post/Like ratio.
 

Don't lose yer minds people

 

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WELCOME TO THE COOL CAT CLUB MY BABY BOY

 

Now off you go to become a Like Wh?re.

 

Just to one-up everyone in this thread: go to my profile and take a look at the URL. That's right, I am User #100.

User # 75.


I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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User # 75.

100 is cooler, it's a nice round number. 75 isn't even anything.

 

The cooler numbers are 1-10, 69, 360, 420, 666.

 

Ironically, Nept is #101. Hawken 101 anyone? xD


Edited by DerMax, 20 April 2017 - 05:02 AM.

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50 warning points.

 

During all the eternal times of me complaining about this game and getting my reputation built ... I gained exactly 0 warning points.

 

Teach me senpai, I need them too. xd


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50 warning points.

During all the eternal times of me complaining about this game and getting my reputation built ... I gained exactly 0 warning points.

Teach me senpai, I need them too. xd


Stand for something. Loudly, repeatedly and with very poor judgement.
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1177 / 362 = 3.251381215469613

 

where is your god now


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1177 / 362 = 3.251381215469613

 

where is your god now

Impressive. Not in the realm of Like Wh?res though.



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I hereby introduce a new ALPP category to the rankings:

 

Memelord: 10+ ALPP and at least 100 posts.

 

Example.



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Git gud, skrubs.


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Git gud, skrubs.

I can't, I'm Skrubdos7.


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Legal disclaimer: I am not Kindos7 and in no way related to him, neither by birth nor by marriage.
I wish I were him but since I am a skrub I could only be Skrubdos7.

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shitposting #2017

posting invalid rankings, amid has 610 posts from the old hawken forums i went and checked the mirror, factor that in


don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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Tryhards.


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WELCOME TO THE COOL CAT CLUB MY BABY BOY

 

Now off you go to become a Like Wh?re.

 

Just to one-up everyone in this thread: go to my profile and take a look at the URL. That's right, I am User #100.

 

Psh I'm not falling for that! Trying to up your profile views you sneaky so and so


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i asked what system warning points was based on, and got 4 warning points. ???


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i asked what system warning points was based on, and got 4 warning points. ???

Careful,
That could be interpreted as an attack on the [redacted].
Its posts like that which will get you more [redacted].
The [redacted] are not known for [redacted] [redacted].

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Careful, [redacted].[redacted].[redacted].[redacted].


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don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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112/72=1.5 NOOOO IM NOT COOL :(

I am a disgrace to my family

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Life is like a good book,

It makes more sense as you get into it ;D

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I actually got a negative score....

 

amazing, it seems all my efforts to be disliked have been a success...

 

and on the brighter still side i dont feel so bad about my 42 warning points anymore lol


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.696 like/post ratio and 1 warning point. To the dumpster I go... 


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^ you've got me beat, Dallas. 


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Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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.696 like/post ratio and 1 warning point. To the dumpster I go... 

i suddenly feel better about my life.....

 

no, not really


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I actually got a negative score....

amazing, it seems all my efforts to be disliked have been a success...

and on the brighter still side i dont feel so bad about my 42 warning points anymore lol


If only your skills in Mech could be as good....

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